![]() ![]() The air hostess (whose badge says Amy) shakes her head, still smiling>Ĭaptain : Uh, folks, this is your captain speaking, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!Īl : I can't die! I need to get to Albuquerque! Īl : Then we went into a tailspin and we crashed into a hill side and the plane exploded in a big fireball and everybody DIED!!. says the above, we see Al request Dr Pepper and salted peanuts. Mother : What's wrong honey? Are you gonna be sick again?Īl : OH, and when I asked for Dr Pepper and salted peanuts. Well, except maybe.Īlbanian woman #1 : Hey, Kaola, here's our seats!Īlbanian woman #2 : Ah, look Kari, we're next to that cute guy from the airport!Īl : Oh, no.! Those two large Albanian women from the terminal!Īl : Ohmigod! Excuse me?! Can I change my seat? PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!Īl : Well, apart from that, everything was just swell.! Um, except maybe. Radio: You're off by three, but whate'er.Īl (voiceover) : You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before, and I gotta tell ya, it was pretty great. If ya' can guess the amount of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's but, ya' win a first class one way ticket to Aaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaalbuquerque! ![]() Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long and anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel. I used to dream of a magical, far away place where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer and the towels are oh so fluffy. I'm sure you know the place.Īl: Awwww! What's with all the sauerkraut Mom?Īl : That went on until I was 26 1/2 years old. I lived in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop. It would be awesome if anybody wanted to film some!Īl : I suppose you could say that I had a good childhood. If you have long bangs, try styling your hair to one side for a bold "Flock of Seagulls" look.This was written by me and Lilac, with a special scene (Marty) by Anthontherun.If you have thicker hair, form your hair into a rough peak at the middle of your head for an easy faux-hawk.This volume-enhancing look can be especially useful for men who want to make the most of their thinning hair coverage. Run your fingers back through your hair to give it a taller, fuller appearance.Here are a few easy styles you can make on your way out the door: Mousse is best for styles that don't require extreme hold - if you're looking for a foot-long mohawk, try again with gel or pomade. Most short hairdos only take a few easy hand motions to shape. Throw a quick style into your hair while it's drying.Air-dried hair can easily be re-styled throughout the day with your hands. If you blow dry, your hairstyle will "set" more strongly than if you air dry. ![]() On the other hand, if you want a more subdued hairdo, it's perfectly acceptable to allow your hair to air-dry and then style it with your hands. Part your hair with a comb so that the blow dryer can reach your roots. Use a blow dryer set to "low" if you're going for an Ace Ventura-style lifted hairdo. ![]()
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